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“Do you think people look at the trees and only worry of tornadoes?” The girl asked her mother as they sat on the porch.

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I always resented my dad for beating me

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After listening to music for almost an hour, I took off my headphones to go use the bathroom and saw a note that had been slid under my door.

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2 for 1 is a great deal, but 3 for 1 is even better.

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Uh oh

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Tonight I learnt that spiders that appear unable to catch flies, as they sit in the corner of a bathroom are not actually bad hunters.

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When I was deploued to Afghan with 3 Para, we never believed the stories the locals told us about the giants.

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I used to hate sitting still and being quiet.

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My husband always lets me squeeze out pimples on his back.

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As my wife, Lao Ming, calls me I freeze “I’m pregnant”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Do you think people look at the trees and only worry of tornadoes?” The girl asked her mother as they sat on the porch.	5
I always resented my dad for beating me	5
After listening to music for almost an hour, I took off my headphones to go use the bathroom and saw a note that had been slid under my door.	5
2 for 1 is a great deal, but 3 for 1 is even better.	5
Uh oh	5
Tonight I learnt that spiders that appear unable to catch flies, as they sit in the corner of a bathroom are not actually bad hunters.	5
When I was deploued to Afghan with 3 Para, we never believed the stories the locals told us about the giants.	5
I used to hate sitting still and being quiet.	5
My husband always lets me squeeze out pimples on his back.	5
As my wife, Lao Ming, calls me I freeze “I’m pregnant”.	5